“My real name? It’s Bates. By the way, I’d like you to meet Mother.”
“No, really. Trust me. I saw this work in a movie once.”
“You *said* you could service my pussy…..c’mere, Fluffy.”
“You like my straitjacket? Cool; I’m glad they let me keep it.”
“Phn’glui mgwlnath Cthulu [...]


