1. You don’t have to worry about gagging from a “deep throat job”
2. You never have to worry about finding the toilet seat up
3. You can fix your own car and get your hair done within the same afternoon
4. Your orgasms are real. Always. And so are hers.
5. You never have to swallow.
6. You never have to worry about facial hair touching you, anywhere.
7. No one cares if you don’t wear a bra.
8. You can wear a dick and use it better than most guys
9. Foreplay is an art
10. You are your own form of birth control
11. Women smell amazing
12. You don’t feel like a piece of meat, when she checks you out
13. You can cuddle without feeling like you have to “put out”
14. You find a woman’s intellect to be sexy
15. You watch porn for entertainment purposes
16. You feel bad for strippers
17. Orgasms are like Cornucopias – they should called the horn of plenty 18. You never have to worry about breaking a nail, because you don’t have any
19. You can pretty much have sex anywhere, at anytime, while flying completely under the radar
20. Sex in public bathrooms is so much easier
21. 69ing is so much more fun (and a lot easier too) Hillbilly
22. I love the smell of a woman
23. I get to do the motor boat in my girlfriend’s fabulous tits every day!
24. I love the emotional availability of a woman
25. I love the nurturing care a woman offers
26. I love watching my girlfriend get ready for a night on the town – watching her get out of the shower naked, put on her perfume, do her makeup
27. I like the feel of a soft pussy over a hard, intrusive penis
28. I love cuddling and feeling my girlfriend’s soft skin
29. I love kissing a woman’s soft lips (yes, both of them – cuz I know that’s what you’re thinking!)
30. I get to have a best friend and a partner all in one
31. I get to wear her clothes and use her make-up!!! Dubbs
32. great nicknames…like carpet muncher
33. sex on a first date…without fear of pregnancy
34. “no man’s ever going to tell ME what to do!”
35. it’s like dating yourself 36. double the wardrobe, double the FUN!
37. WAY less body hair
38. no spooging in your face
39. women taste better
40. especially the vegan ones
41. one word…BOOBIES!!!
42. “we were just switching clothes, officer!”
43. No 2 clits are alike!
44. Women make sexier bedroom noises
45. Lingerie you can BOTH wear!
46. Double headed dildos
47. The ultimate in feminism
48. Chick flicks are just movies in a lesbians house
49. better kisses
50. no scratchy faces
51. you LIKE when she grabs your ass
52. if it really came down to it, you could totally find SOME dude who’d pay to watch you go down on your girlfriend
53. women don’t pass out after orgasms
54. you can do her front ways, back ways, and side ways cuz the wrist moves freer than the hips
55. fingers always fit
56. never having to deal with “morning wood”
57. less farting…which I don’t actually know is true but women do not take pride in it
58. you could call her your “roommate” and it’s ok Paula the Surf Mom
59. premature ejaculation? what IS that?
60. Eating pussy is good for the complexion… it always makes mine pretty rosy any way.
61. The trashman never sees used condoms in your trash when he hauls it away.
62. If you work it right you and your partner never have to buy your own drinks when you go out… all you have to do it make out… the guys in the bar will just keep em coming just so you keep it going.
63. Lesbians know that you can do more with your fingers then send text messages.
64. Somebody will always has a tampon in an emergency
65. And your partner won’t get all embarrassed if you send them to the store to get you some.
66. You are very popular… girls like lesbians, they all want to kiss us….guys like lesbians, they all want to watch movies about us… everybody likes lesbians.
67. Two mommies in the house are always better then one daddy on the golf course
68. You are sure somebody can cook
69. It good to have a partner who has a sense of fashion
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LOL, works for me. Can I watch?
JT
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
You know you are over-privileged if you “worry about finding the toilet seat up.”
man bashing yet using phallic object
Funny, but a lot of sexism there.
I think stuff like this is just as degrading towards men as the degrading crap that women get fed up with from men.
It’s seems that being mean to men is trendy these days.
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Obviously written by an complete man hater sexist who has daddy issues.
70. You never have to worry about being reminded that nobody cares what women think. It’s still true, but you can live in your blissful ignorance.
>>30. I get to have a best friend and a partner all in one.
So do I. And I get to procreate 🙂
you never had a proper dicking in your life ey?
bisexual women always end up in hetero relationships
Lol! but whith some repetition about women’s smell
11. and 22. are duplicates, as were some others… Guess you just lost your 69 reasons…
this owns. but a lot of this is subjective. like no one caring if you don’t wear a bra, or always knowing one of you can cook. there is a lot of sexism towards women in this list. it assumes so many things “woman taste better” then fish, and thats not always a given. there are some dirty women out there and last i checked i don’t think you have to pass a hygiene test to be a lesbian. overall women are definitely the superior sex machines. they were built to take it. why do you think they have 4 holes. yes there are two in the vagina. overall more women less dykes… bi curious is always welcome… i mean you can’t spell three some without bi curious.
My former girlfriends always said they liked how I liked to cuddle and how most guys apparently don’t. I don’t get that.
Pretty funny but a lot of repeats…and contradictions…and it’s horribly sexist. But I’m not one to talk. Personally I wish we could go back to just buying women and treating them as property.
Many of the points are well-thought of but there is a lot of sexism as well – particularly when you consider that there are at least still a few proper gentlemen around (and I for one fancy myself one of them).
Ummmm, no offense… but this is pure B.S.
Really… Of all of the things you could think of you list this (and there are many more)?
“61. The trashman never sees used condoms in your trash when he hauls it away.”
Mine does, all the time, because I have one big see-through trash bag FULL of used condoms. Ok, you’re an idiot, and I won’t waste anymore time writing on your shitty blog. Congrats on the Digg though, and I’m so sorry you’re paralyzed from the neck up… Good luck with that.
God I wish I was a lesbian
The majority of those things apply to me as a boyfriend (at least all the anatomicly possible one’s). I must be quite the find :D, or maybe I’m a complete pussy :-C
everything is sexist, shut the hell up. this is nothing new. why not take out the bigger concerns–such as media dictating what is right and wrong about how each sex should look, feel, act, etc.
btw, dudewhereismydike (should be “dyke”, hurfdurf), that second hole for the vagina is actually the urethra’s. aka not for sex. don’t be stupid.
i can’t believe i’m actually correcting someone about this. i thought it was common knowledge.
Lame, stereotypical, already thought of, c r a p
Seriously get original. Women in heterosexual relationships get plenty of what you said with us “real men”. It’s your fault 1/2 of you end up with male pigs, and then you blame it on everyone else but yourself. Typical irrational female who ended up with HIV on her first date. *Cheers*
24. I love the emotional availability of a woman
25. I love the nurturing care a woman offers
I love the cocoon of safety and fortress of solitude I find within the womb when I climb up there to read Oprah’s book of the month selection.
I also love having the vagina monologues playing on a 24/7 loop on all 5 of my TV’s.
67. Two mommies in the house are always better then one daddy on the golf course
Two moms that hate men, raising boys does sound like a good idea… as long as I still get to play golf.
Just kidding, you know I love you hairy bitches
Its all about me me me me… gues she must be the man in the relationship as she seems to have no referecnce to her partners wants and likes either – does her girlfriend like playing motorboat?. ROFL
Oh and if she’s a lezbian how does she know most men dont know what to do with a dick?
69. It good to have a partner who has a sense of fashion
Well, at least men know how to type in proper grammar.
*It’s.
Okay, so I’m not really into all this BSDXYZ stuff. In fact, I had to go to the “About” section to figure out what the letters stand for.
Then I thought – oh!
I had to read 69 reasons why is so great that I’m a lesbian; however, very few of these reasons apply to us.
I’d have to the bad things about being a lesbian. In fact, I think I will write a post about that.
Maybe we’re a little boring; no masters, no slaves – thank God because I know lovely spouse would have me tagged as the slave . . .
Anyway, we’re not very PC, we’re lesbians and . . . we like men.
Come visit us.
http://2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com
PS – I’m off to write the new post the reasons it’s bad to be a lesbian
I bet i can outcook both of you lesbians.
what a discovery, i am a lesbian, i like to do most of those things 😀
Folks, lighten up. Some dupes but funny as heck. My wife and I had a good laugh with this, and no, she’s not a lesbo.
um, isn’t it kinda obvious this list was complied from a lot of different women?
71. you can feel superior to all the bigots out there (many of whom are posting here).
all of these are sounds like consolations of women who couldn’t live a real love with a “man” and don’t know the reasons to be with a “man”… no need to excuses..
SO FUCKING TRUE!!!
Great post I smiled at some of these. It makes me proud to be a lesbian, thanks for this!! I’m showing this to my girlfriend 😀
Fuck all the people on here bashing it. Jealousy.
Give credit where it’s due.
You didn’t write this.
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Pay attention. There is a link on the bottom of the post which goes to that website. If you are going to make accusations, be sure of your facts first.
Hilarious!!
;)) Peace***********
there are some solid reasons listed… but being a lesbian is so much more involved than the reasons on the list. being in any relationship is hard no matter which gender it is. the subject of fingers and tongues is not limited to lesbians.. hardly the case at all. bottom line: you want good sex, you give good sex. You want great sex… you gotta give great sex!
its a bit of fun,, and made me smile,, wonder if there is a list for 69 reasons why its better to be straight ,, now that would be funny
I do believe that woman is so sweet and caring person and reliable epically with lesbian friend, 30% to cheat, not like men 100% cheating, for me as lesbian women is full package of feelings.
Some of it true. Thanks for the laugh. Better than reading the whining about why it sucks to be a woman. Though I gotta disagree that a dildo can replace a hot, real live dick. Dildos and vibes serve their purpose and can be balls to the wall fun and I’m not knocking ’em since I sell sex toys for a living but nothing replaces the real deal. And I have yet to find a toy that can beat a tongue. But I do love those teaser settings on the vibes. Ba BA ba BA ba BA BAAAAAAAAA. FUN! 8)
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61. The trashman never sees used condoms in your trash when he hauls it away.
No, but he’ll find twice as much bloody and stinky diapers… I mean tampons / towels.
it is sad that we are so below the lesbian standards, guys. contrary to popular belief, us guys DONT like lesbians. we just like to watch 2 girls fuck. thats all. dont flatter yourself.
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