Archive for October 14th, 2008

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Hallmark Moments

II admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

I bought this Valentine’s card at the store
In hopes that, later, you’d be my whore.

This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.

You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class
Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so’s your ass.

You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo’s “booty”.

I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!

If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

If you like that Hicky and you want another.
Check out the one that I gave to your Mother.

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