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As BDSM is becoming more and more noticed in the ‘vanilla’ world you will find more and more cartoons depicting this way of life, now I do not say they are accurate in all they show but some of them are really funny, and they are using more and more of the more well known cartoons.

I have compiled a few for your enjoyment, I hope you like then as much as I did

A Helping Hand From Jerry

A Helping Hand From Jerry


cartoon femdom

cartoon femdom

zena is having fun

zena is having fun

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more great jokes and pictures at http://www.adultworldlyideas.blogspot.com/

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my Lesson In Chalk

::she sighs deeply grumbling under her breath something about
feelinglikeimbackinschoolhavingtowriteonchalkboard
as she begins to mark on the blackboard with her chalk::

i will not grope Master in public

i will not splash chocolate puddin’ on Master

i will not climb onto Master’s lap while i am soaking wet

i will not hold up the line in the grocery store while explaining why i wear a bracelet that says slave

i will not plan when to paint my toenails a different color while receiving a spanking

i will not hide Master’s crop

i will not call out our safe word when Master is driving too fast

i can not ground Master

i will resist my urge to duct tape newbies that want punishment

i will not giggle when Master gives His ‘serious’ look

i will not send the newbies out to collect trolls for the weekly auction

i will not wear granny panties tho they are much more comfy

i will not roll my eyes behind Master’s back

i will not eat all of Master’s chocolate and strawberries

i will not paint the bondage table pink

i will not suggest punishments for others

i will not ping m & m’s at Master then look around all innocent and chit

i will not put on a extra big tee-shirt and sweats when Master is expecting company

i will not pull all the feathers out of Master’s tickler

i will not poke holes in Master’s inflatable toys

i will not hide the batteries for Master’s violet wand

i will not paint pretty flowers on Master’s whip and flogger handles

i will not give the kids Master’s bondage ropes to play jump rope with

Master is always right

i will not call Master dumplin or sugar plum

i will not use the cross to hang clothes to dry

i will not tie Master’s shoe laces together while draped over His lap for a spanking

i will not use the nipple clamps to hang clothes on the line

i will not hang ‘i’m subbie, spank me’ signs on newbies backs

i will not practice my rope tieing skills with Master’s bondage ropes and put them up with the knots still in

i will not give Master ‘zerberts’ when He is lecturing me

i will not super glue Master’s nipple clamps together
and last but not least …

i will not tear pages out of Master’s ‘1001 Ways To Dom’ book and hide them

I was sent this list via email and I found it very amusing, it did not however have a authors name with it so if you are the author or know of the author then please contact me and I will give credit where it is due

Thank you

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Hallmark Moments

II admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

I bought this Valentine’s card at the store
In hopes that, later, you’d be my whore.

This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.

You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class
Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so’s your ass.

You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo’s “booty”.

I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!

If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

If you like that Hicky and you want another.
Check out the one that I gave to your Mother.

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